Conversation with the checker at the grocery store:
CHECKER: Oh, what are you canning? (As she scans the two boxes of Mason Jars)
ME: Uh...I don't actually can, I use them to hold craft supplies
(A few items later)
CHECKER: What are these again?
ME: Collard Greens
CHECKER: Oh, I've always wanted to try those, how do you make them?
ME: Um...Actually I don't know, we get them to feed to the iguana*.
*I apologize to all of you who actually know how to properly prepare them and like them.
This was nearly as awkward as when the checker at the craft store asks me what I'm making. (Until I MAKE it, I won't KNOW!)
Julie's Tip Jar: