After *ahem* a complete failure by the rest of my family to rescue me from the flying monkeys*, Someone decided they were just too cool for the side of the fridge everyone else had been writing on:
He probably doesn't even need those glasses! Nice mustache, though. I'm sure he's full of PBR.
*events described may be exaggerated for dramatic effect. Or there is a slight possibility that I'm making some stuff completely up.
Julie's Tip Jar: